stoinked

Getting so drunk you become stupid drunk.

Timmy drank so much he was beyond drunk. He reached the level known as stupid drunk. He was stoinked.

shit faced stupid drunk

by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 27, 2014

Spoonk

When a person spoon feeds another person some Spunk

Jane and her husband are upper middle class, on weekends she feeds him, his own spunk, using a very large and expensive silver spoon. This is called the Spoonk method.

Bob is single and lives with his Mother, after a bottle of JD he shouted from his gaming chair: Ma pass us the spoon out will ya.

Bob's Ma sighed; You better wash the bloody thing after, not like last time.

- You can even use the Spoonk method on yourself.. To avoid any accidents, clean it straight after.

by Dave Did It April 23, 2019

Stonkifier

What Meme Man uses to make Stonks

Captions: "When you get a promotion at a job and you get so good at it you don't even have to try to get money"
Image: Stonkifier

by Temprista May 6, 2020

stonking

British colloquial: Impressive, wonderful

According to Metro the Pet Shop Boy's musical "Closer to Heaven" was "Stonking! 4 stars!"

by Kaworu April 12, 2005

Stonks

1) a meme, usually said after gaining or losing money or anything valuable in a stupid way.

2) stock market but for memes, stonk market.

1. I paid $8 an hour to park at work, where I get paid $7.25 an hour. *Stonks*

2. Dave: did you hear about this meme? Bob: I heard it went up 76% in the stonk market

by Creepycat18_YT July 5, 2020

shtoonk

yiddish for party pooper or kill joy.

it does NOT mean a fat lazy woman.

Myrna was excited about the Goldstein's get together but Harvey didnt want to go. He was being a shtoonk.

by greeneyedlady July 10, 2010

stonkslobber

The act of filling your mouth to its maximum capacity with stanky dishwater and then spinning around while spraying your unsuspecting victims at the family gathering.

"I stonkslobbered 'em real good, you should've seen it. Smelled terrible too."

by Frungus Bungus November 26, 2020