stool

Usually made of wood.

Sometimes excrement.

Q: Did you feel my stool?

A1: Yeah, it's made of some nice wood.

A2: Why would I do that? You're gross.

by Glenn McClelland September 21, 2007

Stool

sex position when a girl bends down to touch her toes. then the guy is on top of her sitting on her like a stool trying to fuck her.

The stool positions requires really precise muscle control from both people

by R2D2 is human April 14, 2009

Stool

The female equivalent of the "tool." Possibly sexual as well, but not necessarily. More like a female poser.

A: Dude, that chick is such a tool.
B: I know dude. That chick's like my fucking shadow, laughing at everything we say. If she were at least hot, I'd totally use that stool.

by StrangersWithEK February 04, 2010

Stooled

The act of sitting on a random stranger's lap and completely ignoring them.

While sitting at the bar, Shelly walked up to some guy and totally stooled him while he was watching the game.

by eto418 July 25, 2008

Stool

fecal matter excreted from the bowwels

cardboard brown poop also known as stool

by stoolmuncher09 September 16, 2009

stoole

stoole: a person who wants to have sex every second of the day

Husband: want to have sex?
Wife: your such a stoole.

by lalalalalalalalalalaland February 05, 2011

Chin stool

A person that allow their chin to be used as a resting place some someone’s testicles.

Let’s go out to the bar tonight and find us some chin stools.

by Newfie blogger October 05, 2019