Stoodis

mashing the words " let's do this"

Kent: Jay, are you ready ta smack that fanny?
Jason: stoodis

by Maxson June 25, 2008

Stood-Fish

When a hovering group of less attractive women surround themselves around the better looking woman. It makes the better looking woman appear more attractive.

"It makes her as an 8, appear as a 10, with those lurking stood-fish hanging about"

by Klempaticus November 28, 2017

stood

a lame way to say Stayed.

I stood up all night! I could not SLEEP!

by Jeenee June 12, 2003

I got stood up

When someone intentionally ignored you, when he/she promised to meet you, but did not show up at the appointed time. Especially on a date.

It looks like I got stood up or maybe she's just late - I'll wait another 10 minutes.

by Kurt Janoski October 28, 2022

that's when we all three stood up

Used to describe when a situation has suddenly turned awkwardly confrontational, dangerous or tense. Derives from a scenario where three men are casually sitting down and exchanged words escalate to the point where they stand up, ready to fight or possibly reach for a gun.

...then she told me she was late and that's when we all three stood up. Come to find out she was just talking about how she missed the first 15 minutes of her psyche class the other day. Whew!

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

Stood up by Boris

When delays on public transport in London cause you to be late for work.

Boris Johnson is the Mayor of London and responsible for public transport in the city, so when there are delays, it's obviously his fault!

Andy: "It's 9:40! You were supposed to be here at 9:00"
Dan: "I made it to the tube station on time, but I got stood up by Boris!"

by Andysine December 2, 2009

Stoody

A man who craves anal sex or anal penetration.

The stoody behind you is giving me the look. He wants me to use a strap on.

by John wick part 4 August 16, 2019