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Sylvester Stallone

Ex Porn Star, turned actor, turned has-been actor.

Seriously... he and Barbara Streisand were in a porn flick together called the "Italian Stallion". But you probably won't find this movie around anymore, as Sly and Barb spent alot of moolah getting every copy destroyed once they became famous.

My favorite part of the movie was when he slapped her in the side of the head for scraping her teeth on his yogurt slinger while she was giving him a bj.
Before Rocky, Sylvester Stallone was a porn star.
by Alfie The Horndog September 19, 2007
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Sylvester

Sylvester is the nicest person you will ever meet. He might seem a little rude and annoying at first, but once you get to know him, you will realize that he is one of a kind. If you have a Sylvester in your life, never let go of him. He's a true friend and the purest soul on the planet.
Me - Hey Sylvester!
Sylvester - What do you want? (In mind- how did that come out of my mouth, i meant to say hii...i missed you)
by Menica February 10, 2022
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Sylvester Stallone

Mokuhl Sylvustha Gahdenziuh Stuhlorn; famoos actner, directah, fimmaker an shit. He muh rehne mooha bawonuh mewa moo meh. Mos renun for his rowe ehmana movies Rommy Barboa an Juhn Rambo
Did you see the movie "The Expendables?" It had Sylvester Stallone in it!

God, I can barely understand Sylvester Stallone when he talks, it's like trying to hear a New Yorker talk with an uncooked potato shoved in his massive mouth.

Interviewer: "So Mr. Stallone, what do you like doing in your free time?"

Sylvester: "Wehl, when ah roowy wink amun it, I foon marself moha junoso munuh, mespooshally quantum biomechanics".
by IsraelHands09 September 10, 2011
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sylvester

a dark cholate handsom thing.. so sexy you cant live with out. can get smart alot. cant see it in the dark

the cat
look at that sylvester damn he black

sylvester is never going to get tweetie
by sexyyyygirl April 22, 2011
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Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster

The greatest, most beautiful being on earth. Peak human evolution.
"who's your anime waifu?"
"Sylvester Stallone cosplaying as a toaster."
"same"
by TSM_YourMom February 12, 2019
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Stylester

A stylester is basically a hipster's equivalent to someone who is fashionable. Stylesters have an opinion about fashion and style and aren't afraid to say it. They are obsessed with everything new and hip, trendy and arty, are ahead of the trend and ultimately trendsetting and are in the scene or causing a scene.
Agyness Deyn is such a stylester because she's basically a stylish hipster.
by reets August 3, 2010
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sylvester middle school

thoughts on jeevan?”
sylvester middle school kid on snap: “slide up, don’t be boring”
annoying ass nigga: “thoughts on jeevan?”
by sylvester sucks March 26, 2019
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