Situation Stipulation

A situation that becomes void, due to unknown circumstances, which henders any normal action taking place there of.

"DUDE!...You were suppose to go on that double date with me, my girl, and her friend!"

"Nah dude...Situation Stipulation. You didnt tell me she was fat...AND I had to pay for her fat ass too!

by Pete187 November 26, 2007

Simulated Anal

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.

Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.

by KaBoom August 14, 2014

Simulated annealing

algorithm consisting of a molecular dynamics simulation with gradually decreasing temperature

In order to find the lowest energy of the molecule, I used a simulated annealing calculation.

by CompChem311 April 25, 2010

simulated blumpkin

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.

Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...

by evilleppy June 13, 2020

Stimulate Your Senses

How it feels to chew 5 gum.

The ad says this brand of gum will stimulate your senses.

by Names Aren’t Important February 6, 2022

simulated wood

a black person who acts very white; an oreo; a wanna-be peckerwood.

He just a simulated wood.

by Derek Williams September 9, 2003

Stipukates

A stipukates is a noun for a Kite that can be used for writing in the Sky,thereby eliminating the need for a light aircraft to tow a banner.It is an easier alternative to reach a large "terra firma" bound audience to market an event,etc.

He released his stipukates and made it write "this is my new word" all over the sky.The people on the ground then gasped in awe.

by Pasteldude June 30, 2005