"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Stilton on the Dock of the Bun Burger, you should try it!"
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Get the Stilton on the Dock of the Bun Burger mug.A small scruffy town in county durham, home to hooligans, thugs, chavs and alcoholic teens. Shildon has its plus sides, it has more than 20 takeaways, on our 200-300 metre high street. shildon is made up of small shops, take aways and generally unnice people. if indeed you are common scum please join shildon youll fit in with over 90% of people.
by Smithy werman jensen June 30, 2009
Get the Shildon mug.The Stilton Blobber, or to be accurate giving your sexual partner a Stilton Blobber, is the calculated act of not washing your penis, bell end, foreskin, and more importantly underneath your foreskin (and making other effforts such as sweating lots and eating lots of smelly foods, masturbating regularly, and anything else that would ensure maximum poor hygiene) for at least one month. Before engaging in delivering a Mushroom Cordial.
"Naomi, what's wrong with your face?..........it looks like you have been poisoned...............well it's a horrible story, last night I was with Luke, he said he had a nice surprise for me. We started to get horny with each other, he asked me to go down on him, his bell end seemed to be more bulging more than usual, I said to him, "You better not be tricking me with another Mushroom Cordial!"..........he told me he wasn't and I believed him. However he was lying again, not only had he saved me an MC, the filthy bastard hadn't washed for a bloody month, his cock was fucking stinking, it had a blue toxic filthy sludge paste about 2mm thick all over his bell end, it congealed with the MC fluid and burnt my mouth and throat like acid, it was so sore and it made me violently sick for hours, now I have this rash. I'm not speaking to him just now"............................................................."Naomi dude!.....you got Stilton Blobbered................your disgusting!"
by Blobber Cod January 10, 2012
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(if its not cleaned often...)
origin: warrington, england
(if its not cleaned often...)
origin: warrington, england
by critch April 13, 2005
Get the knob stilton mug.The unrelenting orgasms from his stilton sword hammering my clunge pool made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. I can't wait to chow down on the man fat from his tallywacker. My gaping clam cavern was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. The slamming makes me spit my minge monsoon all over his stilton sword. When he removed his pink tractor beam from my turd-herder, he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the corn-eyed butt snake off his stilton spear.
by amber blak January 14, 2013
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by Booty Buster 69 November 24, 2022
Get the Geronimo Stilton mug.A shildo, much like an alaskan pipeline, is a shit dildo. But it is not frozen. The shildo is nice and warm and can fall apart in your hands.
Ohhh shove your shildo in my mouth.
I'm done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let's make some texas dump dogs.
I'm done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let's make some texas dump dogs.
by Billy LangHenry March 6, 2009
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