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stedson

Sexy Boy Who Looks Super Good Always is the hottest One in the Room
Your Bf is such a stedson.
by Bobby Schmidt November 15, 2016
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Stetsoned

When your best bro bud ignored your texts and calls because you hurt his feelings.
I jokingly hit my friend in the face with a cornhole bag smeared in poop. As a result of the he stetsoned me for the remainder of the weekend.
by Stetsoned May 13, 2021
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Stensoned

(verb) To wrap ones head in masking tape and then set it on fire.
John stensoned last night and burned all his hair off!
by Prof. batman October 30, 2008
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stenson

A Mass murderer in the year 2000. Killed his family friends and animals with a sledge hammer escaped from jail in the year 2002. Stensons hobbies included burger food establishments and war hammer which fuelled his schizophrenic rampage in early 2000. has links with alien life forms. ( rumored that aliens drove him to kill )
Stenson Murders family in family home at christmas
by Stevenhill June 4, 2007
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stetson

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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Stetsonphobia

Stetsonphobia - ie: Cowboy hat scardy cat.

Stetsonphobia is the illogical fear and revulsion toward cowboy hats. Although Stetson is just one brand of cowboy hat, these visceral reactions

fit the same criteria for all brands of cowboy hats. Most historians agree that Stetsonphobia is a recent phenomenon coming out of the nascar subculture, where any driver wearing even a simple cowboy hat is ridiculed by afflicted fans and attack on a personal level. These historians have verified that just 2 decades ago, drivers wearing cowboy hats were often worshipped as gods of racing, even when wearing sissified cowboy hats and those garnished with gay and happy feather arraignments.

Some societal psychologist suggest these reactions are rooted in the financial ineguities inherent in all capitalist economic systems. They base these finding on the particular hatred of the cowboy hat wearing Dillon brothers, as the negative reactions to those hats are almost always accompanied by complaints of privilege and an easy life enjoyed by both young men. These added reactions are referred to as 'complex Stetsonphobia'.
Simple Stetsonphobia.

"That hat stinks! I hate cowboy hats".

"I would root for that driver if he didn't wear that gross hat".

Complex Stetsonphobia.

"Those #@$%^&* Dillons boys and their stupid $%#$&* %^&*$#@ hats! They are so spoiled by their rich Gramps. I HATE THEM".
by FenderBumper September 18, 2013
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Stryson

Stryson- which is to describe a black man who is in a way perfect in every aspect.
Aye man that boy Alvin is stryson as fuck
by YaMothasLova January 27, 2021
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