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Stew

Beer.

Let's be real here people, you talk about it all the time, and you need codewords for it sometimes. Say stew, not beer. It even sounds ridiculous (see below).
"Let's pound stews."

"I need a stew."

OR use it as an adjective or verb

"I'm stewed."

"Let's stew."
by RivStew October 18, 2008
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Stewing

The act of male masturbation using your own shit for lubrication.
Why does my boyfriend's dick smell like shit? Maybe he was stewing.
by mdhold May 14, 2010
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A stew

A stew is a combination of solid food ingredients that have been cooked in liquid and served in the resultant gravy.
Nothing makes you feel better like a stew .
by Djesse May 30, 2019
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stews

lets go crush some stews tonite at the party kid.

yea son, im bout to go grab a packie
by jacorrey Lewis December 5, 2011
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Stewed

/stu-ed/

Verb

1. The act of being seduced and pegged by a close family member of the same gender, usually a brother and/or father.

Adjective

2. Word used to describe a young boy who is both incest and stuck in the closet at the same time.
1. Person A: Why has (name) been acting so weird recently.
Person B: Not sure, but I think he may have been stewed.

2. Person A: That boy is way to close to his family.
Person B: Ye, he's stewed.
by XxxgayxxX June 21, 2019
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Stew

A horribly bad player on fifa pro clubs, he can't pass or shoot but he'll still try
That shot was stew like
by Stews mate July 7, 2018
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Stew

When a man sticks his dick and a woman and just kinda leaves it there. No thrusting or movement of any kind.
- "I thought Mormons couldn't have premarital sex."

- "They didn't.. They just kinda stewed. They said that was ok."
by frprtz June 24, 2010
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