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Stetsonphobia

Stetsonphobia - ie: Cowboy hat scardy cat.

Stetsonphobia is the illogical fear and revulsion toward cowboy hats. Although Stetson is just one brand of cowboy hat, these visceral reactions

fit the same criteria for all brands of cowboy hats. Most historians agree that Stetsonphobia is a recent phenomenon coming out of the nascar subculture, where any driver wearing even a simple cowboy hat is ridiculed by afflicted fans and attack on a personal level. These historians have verified that just 2 decades ago, drivers wearing cowboy hats were often worshipped as gods of racing, even when wearing sissified cowboy hats and those garnished with gay and happy feather arraignments.

Some societal psychologist suggest these reactions are rooted in the financial ineguities inherent in all capitalist economic systems. They base these finding on the particular hatred of the cowboy hat wearing Dillon brothers, as the negative reactions to those hats are almost always accompanied by complaints of privilege and an easy life enjoyed by both young men. These added reactions are referred to as 'complex Stetsonphobia'.
Simple Stetsonphobia.

"That hat stinks! I hate cowboy hats".

"I would root for that driver if he didn't wear that gross hat".

Complex Stetsonphobia.

"Those #@$%^&* Dillons boys and their stupid $%#$&* %^&*$#@ hats! They are so spoiled by their rich Gramps. I HATE THEM".
by FenderBumper September 18, 2013
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Stetson

Like a butt dial, but instead of placing a call, the act of sitting on your phone causes you to change your relationship status on Facebook.
Oh shit dawg! The chick I'm nailing thinks we exclusive now. We're a couple on Facebook, but I never clicked nothin! I must have pulled a Stetson when I climbed in my 91 Acura.
by Def my real name January 31, 2023
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Stetson University

A liberal Arts university predominately attended by rich, spoiled, ignorant brats
"So where do you go to school?"
"Stetson University"
"Awesome."
"No, not at all. They'll let anybody with money attend that place. Seriously, that school is full of spoiled bitches."
by stetsongarbage September 28, 2009
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Stetson's Eye

Stetson puked so much he had stetsons eye for a week
by jaystee April 3, 2004
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Steronate

Dominate by using steroids in sports, mainly Olympics.
Team USA steronates for quiet a few years now in the Olympics, China needs to get some better dough if they wanna catch up with us.
by DION August 12, 2012
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Stetson

A twinky gay furry who started a cult in catholic school, he is also a big whore who has 51 children and counting. He also likes his men . . . BEEFY AND RUSSIAN.
Damn it Stetson stop being a fucking twink
by vonyasatwunk February 4, 2020
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The Jared Stetson

The Jared Stetson. The man, the myth, the legend. Undeniably one of the top 5 best looking men on the face of the planet. He has become such a revolutionary and pivotal influence that his quintessential being shall deicde the fate of mankind itself.
If God had a body, that body would loook like The Jared Stetson.
by Godgivengoodlooks June 29, 2008
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