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Nicola Sturgeon

A Scots Colloquialism equating the Marxist politician Nicola Sturgeon of the SNP with that of fecal matter.
I stepped on a rancid big Nicola Sturgeon doon in Govanhill so I did.
by Shlomo Kekelberger August 24, 2021
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Nicola Sturgeon

The current first minister of Scotland, the leader of SNP (Scottish Nationalist party) and an utter retard. Although what she does for the country has seemingly good motives behind it, but really it is to get a political advantage and induce her anglophobic ego. She is also part of the reason why the UK is an embarrassment. Instead of the UK politicians discussing shit with one another at the Cobra meetings, they just argue. Especially Boris Johnson and Nicola. Nicola Sturgeon also holds this delusional belief that she is going to obtain her dream "independence" when everyone voted no in 2014. Goes to show that she can't take a telling. Either she is delusional or she only mentioned the so-called indyref 2 because she wanted votes from the easily manipulated as she hasn't mentioned the indyref2 since the Scottish Election. What ever happened to Democracy eh?
by UltimateDoge July 8, 2021
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sturgeon

I AM A STURGEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I am a sturgeon Doctor Han!!!!!!!!!!!1
by STURGERON May 23, 2023
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sturgeonface

1. The facial representation that mimics the natural look of the sturgeon fish. It applies to a wide range of emotions such as sadness, smugness, embarrassment, confusion, apathy, and deep concentration.

a) The corners of the mouth are turned downward into a large frown. Movie villains are notorious for this look when a plan goes wrong.
Kelly ruined all of our vacation pics with her stupid sturgeonface!

Bill Clinton invented the sturgeonface.

www.sturgeonface.com
by redrocksyeahyeah February 2, 2010
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sturgeon bay wisconsin

a beautiful town were ppl vacation and around every corner is some lazy ass cop. a town were cops aint got shit to do but pull people over for no reason.
be sure to wear your seatbelt in sturgeon bay wisconsin or else rocky'll pull ya over!
by dld January 12, 2007
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Dirty Sturgeon

When having anal sex with two girls at the same time with your unwashed, smelly member. At the moment of orgasm, you pull out and have the second girl swallow your filthy load.
If you ever perform the Dirty Sturgeon with a couple a good looking girls, be careful of kissing the recipient afterword. There may be a huge amount of santorum on her lips afterward. This is fine if you are into that sort of thing.
by Mustache Wax July 26, 2011
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sturgeon

Sturgeon: A fresh and saltwater fish with diamond shaped scales. diamondsides = nickname. "Whites" get bigger than "greens", but mostly you can't catch whites. Bottom feeders by design, hard to catch fun to play on a line.
My friends wife hooked a sturgeon but had never seen one. She pulled it up to the boat, took one look at it, screamed, threw the pole in the water, and jumped to the other side of the boat almost in tears. She did set the hook though.
by millwoody4x4 September 5, 2005
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