Stachura

a very attractive penis.

oh my god you dick is a Stachura!

by vodelmort14 February 20, 2011

stachist

1. (noun) A person with a prejudice toward another person with a mustache.

2. (adj.) discriminatory or prejudiced on the basis of a mustache.

She is afraid of anyone with mustaches. She is a stachist.

That comment about the man with a mustache was both uncalled for and stachist.

by tankbeh April 14, 2011

stachey

when "keeping it classy" you rock the stache or other assorted facial hair

fox cities facial hair club has been keeping it stachey since 2012.

by fcfhc1 January 4, 2013

faggot stache

A faggot stache is kind of like a milk mustache just with kool-aid or gatoraid instead.

Bro look at that kid! His faggot stache is so bad!

by Yungnoha August 6, 2017

stechroned

being incredibly stoned off the chronic aka marijuana

"We laughed in the Taco Bell drive-thru for ten minutes. We were so stechroned

by Claire Blazarious May 25, 2010

Stacheboy

A person who plays video games and watches tv all day. They usually play first person shooter games and watch anime. Usually not very funny and can be rude or unnecessarily mean out of the blue. But sometimes they can be sweet and boost your moral with kind words. But only sometimes.

"Bro, Avery is so weird!" "I know right, man he's such a Stacheboy."

by Relzinhcs May 21, 2021

Stache-tastic

When someone is "stache-tastic", they have a great looking mustache or upper lip hair which makes other envious of their mustache. If your mustache makes you look like a porn star or you get more girls with just a mustache as your facial hair of choice, you are stache-tastic!

Damn, James gets all the girls with that mustache of his. He is Stache-tastic!

by JaYmAsTaBaTeS19 May 18, 2009