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Cory Stearns

Cory Stearns is probably the best human species ever created. Here are a few reasons why. His look are unique, including a lil soul patch and beatiful adorable teeth that are so great that one could just pull them out and wear them as a necklace. His is skinny, but trying to bulk up for his girl, even though he dont have to. Cory's hair has been many lengths, but it is best when its a few inches shorter than semi pictures. his eyes are a foresty green, like the coldplay song. he is the best drummer in the school district and has a band with metalcore music. his passion for his woman and music is beyond this planet.. his humor is refreshingly witty and although his girlfriend is funnier, he can make her smile any day. his wardrobe is skaterish, but recently has turned more contemporary. cory has a big heart, which i think is the most important thing of all. he has tons of patience, and always is calm, if he isnt freaking out about thinking that his girlfriend is mad at him, which she could never be mad at him. this kid has potential. i know he'll make it. look out world <3 here comes the little drummer boy!
I love Cory Stearns will all my heart.
by srtnsrtns January 18, 2011
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Nicole Stearns

Like every other nicole in the world pompous, conceited, full of herself and all for good reason.
Shes acts like nicole stearns, that guy is lucky.
by JustSomeGuyWhoNeverCanFinish.. November 16, 2011
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to bear stearns

(verb) to thoroughly, completely, and totally fail at life.
I don't want to bear stearns.

I totally bear stearnsed that exam.

This year was sort of a disaster; it's probably time to stop bear stearnsing!
by bear stearns May 20, 2008
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Stearnsy

A travel mug filled with an alcoholic beverage or intoxicating substance.
Got your Stearnsy?
by jaggersx. February 17, 2017
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smearns

"Wow, that guy is a real smearns"
by WhoWhoWhoWho July 27, 2012
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stearnsed

getting booted from any school related fucnction due to being drunk
-Dude, where did Jimmy go?
-You didn't hear, he just got stearnsed.

-Oh shit, BP's comin over here.
-Quick, get under the table so you don't get stearnsed.

-How much have you been drinkin?
-Deacon said i have to sit here until I'm sober.
-O man, your probably gonna get stearnsed.
by Mariah Carey February 15, 2008
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Stears

It is stairs but not just ordinary ones but ones you can steer your way up or down them, making it faster & easier for you to access a different location.

Additionally, these stairs are very rare and can be found in limited places,such as in Christina Rooms in Milos, Greece.
There are two rooms, one on the ground floor and one on the first floor. We added some stears to make it easier for granny to go from one room to the other.
by KingofDefinitions May 10, 2019
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