steamer

Noun used to indicate something that is a worthless piece of crap.

"That old PC you got is a steamer."

by rungreenco September 14, 2005

steamer

a stolen car.

Dont ride wit dat boi cuz, he in a steamer

by hood February 28, 2004

steamer

steamer refers to who is just a piece of shit, it also sounds a little racist (to any race) so it’s fun to crack some steamer’s.

Ex: “ Hey Rob you’re a filthy fucking steamer!”

by louiecifer April 17, 2020

steamer

To place a lit cigarette up someone's ass or vagina.

I paid that hooker 20 dollars to give me a steamer.

by sheign June 13, 2005

steamer

A homeless man or woman who has urinated themselves in cold weather thereby creating a steamed effect from their pants.

Hey Steve, look at that bum over there he's a steamer!!

by V ic Ryzdon September 5, 2008

steamer

When you com on her face and shit on her belly at the same time

Steamer..
He laid a cable when he jiz'd on her face

by Hibbling September 1, 2006

The Steamer

Pertains to and when something out of your own control (or seemingly out of your own control) goes totally wrong and has negative consequences. "The Steamer" loves everyone despite everyone despising "the steamer."

Losing a sports video game at the very last second. Dropping your beer. Getting in a car accident. Pouring your cereal only to find not enough milk. Your girlfriend cheating on you. Steve McNair coming one yard shy of a superbowl victory. All of these are just some examples of "the steamer" and how it ruins our day by loving us.

by MrMaynard September 1, 2008