Fucking Statics

The term of endearment given by all students of statics after the first exam.

twenty seven blanks, and if you get one wrong, It's all wrong FUCKING STATICS!

I just spent two hours on one problem with the solution guide and unlimited answer attempts. I still haven't gotten it. FUCKING STATICS!

by Balphius October 4, 2010

Fuck me static!

A classic press day expression of anger and frustration, particularly related to non sequiturs.

Oh fuck me static! This headline doesn't work!!!

by RobbieMann February 27, 2019

OFL Static

The best player in Halo 3.

"Wow have you heard of that OFL Static kid? He owned are whole team by himself!"

by ryandoe11 March 4, 2009

wax static

The noise a vinyl record makes when you put the needle on the edge of it, right before it hits the etching.

That wax static is a super comfy noise.

by marblecakealsothegame13 October 18, 2018

static-x

The true epitome of fucking awesome.

Disco taken to a whole new level, Static-X's music is best listened to at 200 decibels.

Static-X... Keep Disco Evil!

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

Static IP

And IP Address that does not change. Static IPs are given by certain ISPs, some of them offer both static, and dynamic ips.

My connection has a static IP address, therefor, it does not change when I reboot my modem.

by kyle.biddle January 22, 2011

Static

A way of lowering you car by static suspension parts, like coilovers. Once you set that ride height, it stays like that (unless adjusted).

Imagine driving on bags, rather than static LOL.

by StaticN*gga November 17, 2019