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Statiku is the name of the hottest blonde boy that has every existed. He is so hot that god had to nerf him because he was floating in pussy. Statiku participates in sexual intercourse because he is just that cool.
Omg, do you see that guy over there he is a total statik.
I have had a crush on statik for the longest time.

Me too girl. Statik is so hot
Statik by Static1337 April 23, 2021
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DJ Statik 

Planet Earth's freshest and upcoming, unsigned rapper trying to get noticed by spittin mad barz all day, err day up at SVC. This nigga even mixes his own tracks and does it real big. Wazz gooood wit it?!! Black n Yellow, Black n Yellow!
DJ Statik be chillin' and he got the wisdom and knowledge to spit mad barz on them mad ill-ah tracks. DJ SPIN DAT SHIT!

Play Her Station Entertainment 

A Porn Adult Website Full of All Niches That The Whole World Loves.

The Next Big PlayBoy Company To Be Bigger Then PlayBoy or Huslter Combined.

A Porn Production Company That Produces Nothing But Smut Fucking Movies and Videos For Adults Enjoyment.

Dick (Game Controller) + Pussy (PlayStation Console) = PlayHerStationEnt (Fucking A Women Pussy While Getting Money At The Same Time.)

Play Her Station Entertainment = Play Video Bunniez Just Like Playboy Centerfold Bunnies.
Person 1: Hey Bro You Heard About Play Her Station Entertainment !!!
Person 2: Yeah Bro it's Going To Be The Next PlayBoy or Huslter Franchise Company in The Adult Biz!!!
Person 1 : Yeah Bro It Has Alot of Potential To Be A Good PlayBoy Type Gold Standard Company!! .

You, Me, Gas Station 

The most fucked up fever dream you will ever have.
Person 1: Hey dude. You, Me, Gas Station?
Person 2: YOU, ME, GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH, you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, bear fight, bear handed, bear... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA

Rehydration Station

n, the day after a long sesh when you can't drink enough cos your dehydrated.

v, a place where you can rehydrate
Jo & Jack were just off a sesh when they needed to top up their fluids after partying.

Jack: "I'm so thirsty Iv already drunk 3 cans of irn bru"

Jo: "That's cos we are at the rehydration station"

Fisting Station 

A piece of furniture built for the sole purpose of manipulating the human body into an ergonomic position to receive a human fist into the bodily orifices
I spent my birthday at the fisting station, men lined up to ream me out
Fisting Station by FuriousFist April 4, 2017
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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