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Smartassia

A newly discovered disease through discussion with fellow homosapians. It is only diagnosed upon self examination with agreement by colleagues or friends. It is the disease of the uncontrollable sense of being a smart ass. This disease is defined by the fact one cannot control the urges to act like a smart ass.
I made an abrupt comment similar to someone being a smart ass and I could not resist or stop myself. All of my life I have been called smart ass and smart alik. Upon self examination I realized I have been doing this for years and most likely suffering from smartassia. was also confirmed from my family smart ass who also suffers from this unlikely disease.
by brandaz888 June 6, 2013
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Smartassaphobia

Fear of some douche bag correcting your grammar via text.
"Did you hear that Morgan got stabbed by Johnny for correcting his grammar in a group text?"

"Yeah but that skank had it coming, everyone knows that Johnny suffers from Smartassaphobia"
by Enrique Shockwave July 10, 2017
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a manhole cover that oozes sewage
The lift station failed, resulting in several nearby shartesian wells flooding the streets with sewage.
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United Statesian

A phrase used to disambiguate between people living in the United States and people living in the continents of North or South America, since "American" can refer to either group of people.

When talking to people who have this phrase in their vocabulary, "United Statesian" always refers to only people living in the United States, while "American" always refers to people living anywhere in North or South America.
Jack: Dude, Americans are so fucking stupid.
José: Wtf dude
Jack: Sorry, I meant United Statesians.
José: Oh okay :)
by jubjubjubjub October 1, 2021
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Starnasia

Starnasia is a fine ass girl she’s super smart ,beautiful, sexy and can get any nigga she wants she has plenty friends and is super fun to hang with. And has hella good pussy.
Her name is starnasia
by Gethoes May 27, 2019
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Strasian

Strasian hair is achieved when rich white chicks (usually avid fans of The OC and Laguna Beach) use hair-straightening devices to the point their hair resembles the lifelessness only naturally achieved by Asian hotties.
Wow Jenna, your hair is so strasian today, can I borrow your GHD?
by Sares May 17, 2006
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statasap

when you need to get somewhere/do something really fast. a mixture of STAT and ASAP.
I NEED TEN ORDERS OF CHICKEN FILLET STATASAP!
by iiheartkenny24897 May 22, 2009
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