Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

by Team Sexual July 13, 2010

Stormchild

#1 A person who is beautiful and calm but can be dangerous and destructive at the same time without warning.

#2 A person who has a smile on most times but is so sad and angry on the inside.

Tracy is a beautiful calm person but if she gets angry...you better be careful because she becomes a stormchild, no telling what she will do.

Tracy is always smiling but I know she carries so much pain and sadness inside especially after her brother past away. Shes a stormchild.

by Tracy Denise June 17, 2018

chiscara/scarachilde

coolest genshin ship of the two characters of genshin Impact, it includes Tartaglia (Childe) and Scaramouche (Balladeer).

Person A: What's the best genshin ship?

Person B: Obviously chiscara/scarachilde.
Person A: So true!

by Alatusthe4th November 7, 2021

starchitect

The supermodel of building architects who is well-known by the mainstream and whose work often appears in architecture magazines. He is often commissioned large public projects due to his fame, and typically applies his stylistic signature to all his buildings regardless of the characteristics of the surrounding site and/or neighborhood. He often has a line of home furnishings or household appliances that he licensed and created under his namesake, such as chairs, desk accessories, and even teapots. Examples of starchitects include: Michael Graves, Frank Gehry, Richard Meier, and I.M. Pei.

To boost the publicity, the museum decided to hire a starchitect for its expansion project.

by Pansy Cheng, R.A. November 6, 2005

getting treated like a stepchild

IN BRIEF: In most cases, getting treated unequally, unethically, unfairly or unjustly.

1. Receive inappropriate or limited care, respect, or attention.

Most people can't take getting treated like a stepchild.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 24, 2007

red headed stepchild

A child who is obviously not your own, a child who is treated worse than other children in the family

I beat him like a red headed stepchild.

by Vindriss December 28, 2005

red headed stepchild

With red hair being rare, a child born to non red headed parents was often assumed to be the child of an affair. Thus was treated badly, usually in the form of beatings.

I'll beat you like a red headed stepchild.

by Little Red Knitter January 28, 2009