Stapler

A tool used for shooting someone with small pieces of metal. To make this look unsuspicious, many children will use it to connect papers together. A sure way to annoy your teacher

Earlier today, a teacher handed out tests to all of her students. Moments later, an ambulance was called because of mulitple metal staples shot into the teacher's back from staplers found sitting in empty desks. No children were found.

by HalloweenShadow September 23, 2005

staplin'

Repairing the crotch area of your pants with a stapler while wearing them.

Jason attempted to sit indian-style three times before he ripped a hole in his pants and spent the afternoon staplin'.

by Mike Payne March 24, 2008

Stapley jr.high

The white rich bitch school and most of the kids there don’t even know how to fold there clothes cause they have there made do it for them they also have no respect or manners.

Mom can I go to Stapley jr.high next year? Mom “no I don’t want u becoming a little brat”

by JJHH454545 February 2, 2020

Staples Center

Sports Arena in Downtown Los Angeles; which hosts the LA Kings, LA Lakers, LA Clippers, and few indoor tennis competitions.

Are you going to Staples Center.

by TEXAS SUCKS! December 31, 2005

Staple Karma

When your trying to fire staples at someone and the stapler shuts on your own hand.

Colin "Dude that's what you get for trying to fire staples at me"

Emily "That's total staple karma"

by eflahe/cgresh June 16, 2011

dick stapler

Someone who wants to get you in bed purely to cause immense pain to the penis or scrotum

Jeez that girl Kim is a proper dick stapler

by Fudtrad April 16, 2019

stapler

a short range office weapon

if your boss comes in to your office and you have your stapler....

by apoi December 19, 2009