Salsbury Steak

A slap to the face with a penis.

Guy 1: Hey that girl just knocked my stuff over!

Guy 2: Give her a good old Salsbury Steak!

by Periphery830 April 21, 2011

salsbury

Very, very solid. Some say that it means beyond solid in the sense that it is actually fluid, although it has not been confirmed by experts.

Harris: "Yo dude I'm so worried about the economics paper!"
Carson: "Why's that? It isn't due till after break!"
Harris: "Really?!?! Yes! That's sooo salsbury I'll procrastinate and have this conversation with you next Sunday night!"

by salsbury69 October 29, 2011

stansberry

(verb) To act with douche bag qualities. (noun) A douche bag.

The principle of Mt. Olive High School is a stansberry and has very stansberry-like qualities. He is a douche bag.

by Aperture Labs December 14, 2008

sansbury

A sansbury is a person that can get any girl he wants at anytime

Hey sansbury wanna date?

by Some expert on names April 20, 2018

Staneurysm

1. A stroke and an aneurysm occurring simultaneously. Symptoms are best described as a ripping or tearing pain on the side of the brain on which the Staneurysm is located quickly followed by confused speech and thoughts then followed by the wearing of a helmet and drinking of juice boxes.

2. An aneurysm experienced by any man named Stan.

1. David experienced a Staneurysm under the stress of all the orders and promptly donned his helmet.

2. Stan had an aneurysm- a Staneurysm.

by Jdogg413 August 10, 2012

Sainsbury's manoeuvre

When someone says they know a shortcut but it actually ends up being a longer route. Unnecessary and silly.

Anand: "Wait, I know a shortcut...take this left here...quick turn right again! Oh you were too slow, now we have to wait"

Cab driver: "What? You wanted me to take a left to miss to miss that traffic light and go through another traffic light?? What a silly man, what a stupid Sainsbury's manoeuvre!"

by Sam says September 29, 2018

Sainsburys Bag

A person (Mostly a woman) whos make up is so bad or not blended well that their face is the sain colour as a sainsuburys bag.

Im not trying to meet Ava today she is some next level sainsburys bag.

by Idk1738 September 25, 2023