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Stankopussyitis

A nasty vaginal infection that secretes an odor that instantly takes ones breath away. Odor secretions tend to leak through clothing leaving discharge stains and wet spots anywhere the victim sits or lays. Some cases in which were very severe, have been known to clear rooms and crowds of heavy population. Unlike gas particles which move very fast, the odor binds with oxygen particles leaving each breath unbarable. One with this condition may have to burn clothes due to its adhesive strength.
Man you smell that? That bitch that walked by MUST be sufferin' from STANKOPUSSYITIS!!

I went down, took a whiff, and pulled my pants back up.
by Mongoose11387 February 15, 2009
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Stanklepuss

A woman named Christine that has the face of Willem Dafoe and Chunk from the Goonies, and has a terrible odor emanating from her vagina.
"Man, I must have been hammered last night, because I took Christine home. Once her pants came off, that stanklepuss slapped me sober."
by squidhands4309 March 18, 2017
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Stankpvssy

(noun)

a huge person with a smelly pvss.
Person 1: Omg do you see that girl over there! She’s such a Stankpvssy.

Person 2: ikrrrr?? I will never be a Stankpvssy.
by Stankpvssy’s minion June 28, 2021
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StankAssHouston

Refers to the thick horrendous cloud of wet Bayou farts that is Houston.
Have you ever been to StankAssHouston?”
“Yes”
“I’m so sorry”
“It’s ok, listening to Supernatural S.A. Town helps me cope”
by THEStupidPodcaster July 3, 2021
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stankassnukkabitch

a stupid hoe. backstabbin hoe. etc. aka my ex gf jessy
damn nigga, jessys a stankassnukkabitch
by dnig January 27, 2004
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stinkupuss

(stink-you-puss) n. A nauseatingly stinky vagina. It may also be covered in beastlike fur, which may be a defense mechanism for keeping flies or other vermin from feeding on it, mistaking it for some shit or rotting flesh. They also have been known to have ferocious fangs capable of severing a penis, tongue, finger, or any sort of object you can stuff in there. It can sense fear, so if you encounter one, turn around, run very quickly, and find a safe place to masturbate.
Person 1: "So, how was your date with my mom last night?"

Person 2: "Not good. Are you aware that your mom's tiger print granny panties house an unholy stinkupuss?"

Person 1: "Of course. Why do you think my face is grossly disfigured and makes everyone want to throw up?"
by Johnny Stinkyknuckles May 22, 2010
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stanktapus

Stinky vaginitis. Most common in skanks, whores, and fat women of all kinds. This is the reason for the invention of the finger smell test. Place one finger inside the vagina and unnoticeably smell to identify possible infestation. Other symptoms are small animal tracks or noises around the area. Be aware of the dreaded bush which can ultimately cause the condition.
Ex. Hey Schwanita did you get laid last night? "No she had the stanktapus so I went to the bathroom and bailed."
by Bubbles(.)(.) April 20, 2014
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