stainwipe

To act like a jackass, an annoying person. A stupidass. One who acts brainless, low IQ.

He is acting like a stainwipe.

by freebyrdtb February 15, 2012

starwipe

re-do, start over, new topic, clear the etch-a-sketch

This conversation needs a starwipe.

by starwipe March 14, 2018

Standwich

Standwich is a sandwich.. vertically.

"Hey, I'm about to be home. Can you make me a standwich?"
"sandwich*"

"To late *insert image of vertical sandwich.*

by vixintoriq May 28, 2024

senile sandpiper

a senile sandpiper is an old person who partakes in the obscure and strange act of sandpiping which involves sandpaper and anal sex

Gram and Gramps were being senile sandpipers last night on the futon.

by Rough Rick February 19, 2010

Dirty Sandpiper

Unprotected period sex on the beach.

"Me and this chick hit a dirty sandpiper last night, man it smelled bad"

by largebottomhoes April 1, 2024