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Stance-slam 

(adj) - a word to describe a genre of vehicles whose camber, ride height, and spacing from the tire/wheel are within millimeters to the fender/quarterpanel. Commonly used to descirbe a car whose function is useless, but will be able to bring all the boys to the yard. No women actually like this. Scraping and breaking oil pans is common.
Whoa look at Bobby and his sweet VW Golf. That shit is stance-slammed. I bet he has his motor spaced so he doesn't break another oil pan!

I can't wait for summer. I am going to stance-slam the shit out of my Lexus!
Stance-slam by RedPhoenix2k1 March 10, 2013

Stance Punks 

The only REAL Punk band today, their singer has the unpolished kind of voice like The Clash's and The Ramones's singers. This band also has good guitar and a very Punk sound. It is too bad that this band is Japanese and you can't understand them. I recommend listening to the song "No Boy No Cry". It is a good song. The vocals aren't the best because it is Punk.
person1: what song is this.
person2: No Boy No Cry, by the Stance Punks, an actual punk song, unlike the gay mainstream shit that is called punk.
person1: it sounds retarded!
person2: you know what sounds retarded? the gay fake punk thats on the radio.
person1: this isn't punk
person2: just learn about The Clash and The Ramones, thats real punk.
Stance Punks by joe725 March 27, 2007

Stance potato racing 

A horde of insufferable spuds who thirst over 4/10s whilst their overlords sit back and laugh
I left stance potato racing because they don't like my carrot boyfriend

stance up on it

When learning any new skateboard trick it is difficult to keep the board under you. So you must stance up on it.

Also applies to swimming.
(Random at the skatepark can’t land nollie ghetto birds)
Kareem Campbell: You gotta stance up on it dawg!

3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.
I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!
3/4 Stance by will bitten March 6, 2017