standering

when a male sticks his arse in your face constantly

pace: he was bare standering me

nicole: innitt bruv

by violet1234 September 30, 2009

stampeding elephant

The act of tying a broom to the front of your car proceeding to drive the car towards someone. If successful, the broomstick will have penetrated the anus.

Billy Buttlust gave the gnarliest stampeding elephant to tad last night.

by craig is fat March 6, 2007

staggering mosca

1. a specialty cocktail served in a frosted mug of Negra Modelo topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. sometimes accompanied by fat, mountainous lines of cocaine.

2. a young media assistant who is under the influence of such a drink during his lunch hour

"let's go to the diner for a round of staggering moscas."

by Mosca January 26, 2004

500 days of summering it

When a new couple is not sure of what they want, they are testing out the waters. A new found love that is slowing growing but in the end will ultimately crash and burn.

Oh yeah haven't you heard Jack and Jill are 500 days of summering it.

Really? I hope everything works out in the end or that'll be one big disaster!

by nobodyanymore June 17, 2012

staggeringswaggertag

the act of a disoriented cocky person running around in a drug addled state in such a strange manner that it appears to the people watching the person that he/she is playing a game of tag with themselves.

Man you should have seen that kid at the party last night, he was so wasted he was losing his mind. He was yelling at the top of his lungs declaring his superiority to the universe. It was far out and he was trying to play a game of tag with himself. I think he dropped acid he was on a staggeringswaggertag trip.

by Woody's got cigarettes March 11, 2010

Stampeding Terd Herd

Terd herd thay comes out with great force and speed, usually causes a splash that touches the ball sack or the taint.

Man I took a shit this morning. It was a stampeding terd herd.

by benny_64 February 12, 2009

staggering distance

Within walking distance of a bar or drinking establishment.

Our hotel room was within staggering distance of the beach, so we didn't have to call a cab.

You can all crash at my place, its within staggering distance of the bar.

by doucher June 9, 2012