1. a specialty cocktail served in a frosted mug of Negra Modelo topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. sometimes accompanied by fat, mountainous lines of cocaine.

2. a young media assistant who is under the influence of such a drink during his lunch hour
"let's go to the diner for a round of staggering moscas."
by Mosca January 26, 2004
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