Facebook Stalker

A person that will deactivate and activate their profile to suit their need to look at your profile... This makes it impossible for you to delete them from your friends list unless you catch them in the act... This person is a miserable excuse for a human being and has nothing else to do that to see what's going on in your life

Facebook stalker: So, I'm going to work at McDonald's for the rest of my life am I???

Normal Person: What??? How did you see that???

Facebook stalker: I reactivated my profile to see if you were talking about me! But don't try to delete me, cuz I deactivated it again.

by klqhizvnlabAPO{fal January 30, 2010

Secondary Facebook Stalker

(noun/verb) 1. A person who watches another person stalk friends on the social site Facebook. This usually takes place in lecture, during class, on a bus, or in the library.
2. An unintentional stalking of people on Facebook through someone else's account by watching those person's actions on their monitor.

3. The act of watching someone stalk someone else.
4. Shortened usually to "sefast"

I was in lecture today and I was such a secondary facebook stalker towards the people in front of me. They were all on Facebook and I couldn't stop looking!

by Mass Texter November 10, 2010

facebook stalker

a unknown character that into all the groups, fan clubs you are into on facebook.

John:dude i have notice this one chick that into all the stuff i'm into.
friend: she must be your facebook stalker!

by ur stalker(jk) April 13, 2010

facebook stalker

Remembers every detail of any status update, comment, & post! Leaves dirty messages and has the creepy 'up against a white wall' profile pic. They 'love' your pics and most likely have a 'copy & paste" album of their own. They make FB the scary place we all love.

If a guy comments on your post about the new brand of tampon you like....he is a facebook stalker!

by DoubleJ258 February 4, 2010

Facebook Stalker

Someone who spends larges amounts of time looking at others profiles, pictures, walls and statuses and learning about the person's life story. In addition,they must "like" every little conversation they he/ she was/is never apart of. Very rarely is it traceable. Can be traced and or noticed if the person being stalked and or victim notices a lot of "likes" and "comments" on post that The Facebook Stalker was never apart of.

Abdoul, " Hey yesterday was fun, I hope you had fun."

Tammy, " I did have fun, I loved the Cliff diving."

*Katie Likes Comment*

Tammy, " Katie WTF are you doing? Are you being a Facebook Stalker?

by iPrank February 24, 2011

Facebook Stalker

A guy or a girl who randomly adds people and scans through their profiles and pictures, send harrassing messages and thinks everything you post is about them and / or refers to them. They also send you lot of romantic gestured gifts the moment you add them, and steal your pics to post them on messages they send you and commenting on your good looks.

girl posts a status:
"I have message warning, those who matter know how to reach me"
scott: oh honey I remember our talks with warm
girl: huh? what talks?

Private message From scott:
"Hello this is your picture you look like a model"

girl to friends:
"scott is such a facebook stalker. he keeps harrassing me"

by kteva February 24, 2009

Facebook Stalker

A mentally ill pathetic idiot who is obsessed with someone else and posts stupid crap on their wall every single fucking day, without giving them air to breathe. Not to mention a like on every picture the stalked posts.

facebook stalker, stalker

by Raven Whore June 24, 2014