When you have two pair on the turn in poker and there's a chance that a full house will be revealed.
by soda September 9, 2004
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Q: Dude, what did you do when she said she wouldn't swallow?
A: What could I do? I had to Stamos slap her.
A: What could I do? I had to Stamos slap her.
by Jack Sophalot May 4, 2005
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The God of the sewer rats sent down to earth to make her algebra students misserable.
She is also the only person to actually be older than the all mighty GOD.
She is also the only person to actually be older than the all mighty GOD.
by trojanman69 March 31, 2009
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by muffinmonk May 30, 2011
Get the John Stamos mug.when you knock a girl out and then money shot her in the eye so when she wakes up her eyes are crusted shut
by Bob Shapiro September 12, 2004
Get the stalos mug.Sadistic statistics. Statistics presented in such a way so as to cause discomfort and/or emotional pain to the person(s) they are being presented to. The person presenting these stadistics may well find joy in these reactions.
Person 1: My brother just bought himself a motorbike. I'm a little worried about him to be honest.
Person 2: Did you know that while motorcyclists only make up 1% of traffic, they account for around 20% of deaths and serious injuries on the roads.
Person 1: Why the hell would you tell me that?! I've had enough of your stadistics!
Person 2: Did you know that while motorcyclists only make up 1% of traffic, they account for around 20% of deaths and serious injuries on the roads.
Person 1: Why the hell would you tell me that?! I've had enough of your stadistics!
by AbstractJuggler October 13, 2011
Get the Stadistics mug.A parking lot where chillers "chill", which happens to be located next to a liquor store named "Standard Liquor", thus the name "Standos". The time spent at Standos consists of smoking stouges and flaunting expensive cars.
by connor.chill December 14, 2010
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