A majestic penis with a beautiful head, irresistible to women & hypnotizes them into performing oral sex or any sexual activity in general
Friend: How did you get her to blow you on the first date?
Guy: I showed her The Stamos and she couldn’t resist!
Guy: I showed her The Stamos and she couldn’t resist!
by Johnny Stamos January 16, 2018
An exclamation of extreme displeasure, comperable to damnit. Can be combined with other words to emphasize distress.
Derived from episodes 12 and 13 of "Clone High", in which John Stamos steals prom king from the principal.
Derived from episodes 12 and 13 of "Clone High", in which John Stamos steals prom king from the principal.
by Baity November 5, 2004
a very large penis
by quankyswank November 17, 2009
* Stamos is an aspect or measurement of reality that is often quite hard to explain to an outsider. Stamos describes an abstraction of cool, awesome, or auspicious things or circumstances, normally defined by the user of the word with an infinate range of values.
* History of Stamos: First used as a unit of measurement by The Great Saget, or Bob Saget as was his birth name. The Great Saget also is beleived to be the coiner of the less popular term DJ(pronounced Deej) which is the equal and opposite unit of measurement for all things stupid, lame, and/or toolish. This term has waned in popularity as it was often confused with getting a BJ(pronounced Beej) which is freakin like a million stamos. In those days called the Pax Fullhousia a cult of personality developed around Saget. In a fit of spiritual exstacy Saget shouted, “Yea, and Stamos shall be the term in which ye shall name all things good. I tell you this my children Halle Berry is at least 1,000,000 stamos. Brothers, do you not agree!”
* History of Stamos: First used as a unit of measurement by The Great Saget, or Bob Saget as was his birth name. The Great Saget also is beleived to be the coiner of the less popular term DJ(pronounced Deej) which is the equal and opposite unit of measurement for all things stupid, lame, and/or toolish. This term has waned in popularity as it was often confused with getting a BJ(pronounced Beej) which is freakin like a million stamos. In those days called the Pax Fullhousia a cult of personality developed around Saget. In a fit of spiritual exstacy Saget shouted, “Yea, and Stamos shall be the term in which ye shall name all things good. I tell you this my children Halle Berry is at least 1,000,000 stamos. Brothers, do you not agree!”
by Robert B. Pants Party Dot Com May 11, 2007
someone who "goes all out" unnecessarily.
someone who is flirting hopelessly with a member of the opposite sex & going overboard.
a person on the brink of annoyance & possibly crossing a line.
someone who is flirting hopelessly with a member of the opposite sex & going overboard.
a person on the brink of annoyance & possibly crossing a line.
I'm getting really sick of Steve trying to impress girls with his stupid stories & lies, he's such a stamo.
by 1/2 mike July 11, 2006
A Synonym for cool. its roots trace back to the late 1980's or early 1990's when the television show full house was popular.sweet
by John May 7, 2004
A slang word for sex or fucking.
Derived from John Stamos, most well known for portraying Uncle Jesse who of course went out and banged many ladies. Also He was married to Supermodel Rebecca Romijn, so a lot of sex went on.
Derived from John Stamos, most well known for portraying Uncle Jesse who of course went out and banged many ladies. Also He was married to Supermodel Rebecca Romijn, so a lot of sex went on.
by PittKapS04 August 20, 2005