Stäncé Primo

Latin for "zero taste," often used by middle-class "artsy" kids in reference to their vehicles which may or may not be giant piles of shit depending on which bong you smoked out of.

Check out Mike's BMW, it has no bumper, a rusted to bitch hood, and roof racks. That shit is stäncé primo!

by TDE30 February 24, 2009

g-stance

It's how the gangster stands.

- Show me your G-stance
- Aight homie, *stands like a G*

by OG Bz November 28, 2013

Stance of Dominance

What unattractive guys must assume in order to get women. Also, what "alpha males" assume over "beta males" they don't like.

Could a fat guy get chicks if he maintained a Stance of Dominance?

I think OP is trying to assume a Stance of Dominance over George.

by InfiniteOgre April 10, 2009

buffalo stance

To stand with your arms tighly crossed looking over to side at somebody. This comes from the pose struck by Bruce Smith of the Buffalo Bills in the late 1980's

Run Dmc often posed in a "Buffalo Stance"

by Apollyon DCLXVI October 16, 2005

Proud Stance

The adopting of a gallant standing position prior to completing a manly task.

There is only one thing left to do after fulfilling this oh so masculine act. Proud Stance.

by ShutUpMeg October 5, 2011

stancest

A new trending fandom that involves two main characters from the Gravity falls universe. (Stanley Pines and Stanford Pines)

Damn, did you see that new stancest picture on tumblr?

by Kaniikun October 15, 2015

i have a wide stance

Bullet-proof excuse for soliciting sex from the man in the next cubicle in the men's room. Commonly used in concert with the even more convincing "I'm not gay."

Man 1: "Why did you attempt to grab my penis?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."

Man 1: "Why are you wearing pantyhoses and high heels?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."

Man 1: "Why are you such an asshole?"
Kim Jung Il: "I have a wide stance."

by Madmoses September 14, 2007