ssa

Acronym

Super Slut Academy

Is that bitch clean?
No, she goes to SSA.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

SSA

Still Sexually Active

The 76 year old patient is complaining of pain during intercourse. She is SSA.

by Wine for Tea February 7, 2015

SSAS

Sexy, Scottish and Single

Look at me, im Sexy, Scottish and Single

by Richie Ward July 26, 2005

SSA

secret slut account
usually a nsfw account or a kink account. no one knows about it and it just to let your freak side show

Emma was innocent, but no one knew she had a SSA.

by bxbygirl021 August 3, 2018

SSA

Sheep Shaggers Anonymous - a large underground cult that has social gatherings in a farmyard.

wow that sheep could really do wth an SSA gathering

by SSA All the way November 17, 2005

SSA

Striped Shirt Alert.
Referring to the overwhelming amount of the male population that dons a striped button down shirt and then hits the bar scene..

"Whoa..check out the SSA"
Usually said in a hushed whisper between two female friends.

by West Coast Lola September 23, 2005

Aly[ssa]

The kind of girl whose eyes light up when someone starts to tell a story. Usually heard repeating these 3 phrases over and over: "story of my life" "basically" and "i'm just saying!" (sooner or later, you WILL say them too.) Believed to be the originator of incredible story telling. She literally has a story for everything. Yes, everything! Most importantly, the kind of girl who NEVER gives up. On anyone.

Have you met Alyssa? Her story basically changed my life. I'm just saying.

by singforme August 17, 2009