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Swooping

When you leap hope your dick ends up in the right hole.
Swooping: I swooped this girl last night and I broke my dick.
by NEModels December 18, 2017
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squooping

Placing both feet on opposite sides of the toilet seat in a deep squating position and pooping.
"Ever since I started squooping, my bathroom time has been cut in half."
or
"After jiu jitsu practice, I accidentally opened the bathroom stall and caught Helio Gracie squooping... I have so much more respect for him now!!!"
by #FlyingSquoopers October 12, 2015
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Swooping Pussy

A term used to describe, 1. A prostitute (predominantly on OBT) 2. And or a female wth used, Jankey, And or all around nasty pussy. Also used as a suggestive term to gather these women into a group of STD plague starting packs rabbbid whores.
1. Dat girl got the swooping pussy, stay away from that fucced up nasty shit!? 2. Ya I seen her In the club swooping with pussy, my brothers dick broke Cuz. 3. Yo dicc gon explode keep fuccin round they swoopin out chea. Swoopin pussy out!
by Miccshaggs January 1, 2018
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Black Friday swooping

1.The act of swooping down from the top of a shelf and taking one of their Nintendo Game Boy and or food.
2.The way of gliding past the croud if you are short. And then stealing all of the stuff becouse your cheap even on black fliping friday!
News at six! There has been a majour Black Friday swooping so watch out!
by TheAnonamousePineapple November 27, 2018
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Swooping

The act of a judge interrupting the start of the match, after presentation, but before cards are drawn to acquire the decks of 2 players in order to perform a deck check.
Swooping is similar to pouncing, diving, preying, collecting, descending but not quite.
by Jalum Grifter January 14, 2014
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swooping judas

a fellow who steals the girl, date, or potential hookup from their friend who was pursuing the girl that night.
Mike: dude your such a fucking swooping judas!!!!! you knew i wanted your such a fucking dick!!!!

Nick: dude its not my fault she wanted my dick and not your, shes the one that came on to me.

Mike: your an asshole.
by kingswooper July 22, 2009
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