squishing my tits

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.

I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.

by -Mouse- December 23, 2011

squishing the squid

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

by The original überbitch December 14, 2008

squishing my chill

A famous australian/welsh saying in which one lowers the quality of anothers day.

I have lots to say but I only have 3 percent battery left and its squishing my chill

Commercial: don't believe everything you read on the internet. Me: stop squishing my chill

by dr. howard kyle elise mchar October 12, 2013

Slooshing

Kind of like t.p.-ing except the toilet paper is wet so it sticks everywhere.

We were going to go slooshing and sloosh that kid's car tonight, but the cops busted us.

by slooshmaster28 August 25, 2007

squishing it

A term used in the tech industry to mean you are doing a really good job. Synonymous with 'killing it' or 'crushing it.'

Dude, you are straight squishing it on those TPS reports.

by tpaps October 4, 2015

Squorting

A very rare extreme sexual practice. While usually performed by hetrosexuals, it can also be modified slightly for same sex-partners.
The act itself involves both sexual partners coming and then one or both snorting the ejaculated fluids. Essentially squirting then snorting. In a heterosexual couple, the male would ejaculate in the area around the vagina for ease of snorting.

"So, I know you let me do felching and marshing with you, but i want to take our relationship to the next level. Can we try squorting tonight.

by Brimmy July 15, 2010

salmon sloshing

the act of delicately inserting the tail half of a live salmon in a woman's vagina to arouse pleasure while the mouth end of the salmon is positioned to receive the penis of a male. In this sexual innuendo usually the male and female are to reach orgasmic climax once the salmon is deceased.

My pen pal Emma from Iceland invited me over to her home country to go Salmon sloshing. It's a yearly tradition for her family.

by virginmary69 April 11, 2019