Squish

Someone who is absolutely amazing to you in every way. You smile whenever they walk into a room, look at you, or when their name pops up on your phone. You want to be important to them. A squish comes with a lot of the same feelings as a crush but without the physical part. You just really want to be around them all the time and almost feel like you can't be without them. They would make a perfect cuddle buddy too.

1. Person 1:I love him so much, I want to be with him right now

Person 2: Why don't you go out with him?

Person 1: He's my squish, its not like that

2. I wish I could hug my squish all day every day

by Gingerrrrrrr January 11, 2014

Squissing

Squatting and pissing at the same time. Mainly done by inebriated females in bar parking lots, drive ways, bushes or near an IHOP, Waffle House or Denny's in the tri-state area.

"Look at that drunk ho squissing in my yard!"
"She got so drunk, she squissed on Dan's cat cause she thought it was a rug!"
"Hey baby, hold up cause I gotta squiss behind this tree."

by Rala January 18, 2009

Squishmallows

Cute stuffed animals

Squishmallows = good.

by 25IMF March 13, 2020

squishable

A giant, round, stuffed animal that is perfect for hugging.

I had a bad day, but I felt much better after I hugged my squishable.

by Cow Owner February 28, 2011

Squishy Pants

Basically a mommy's boy. He appears to be a bit fruity at times and likes to be babied. He's a softy but not in a good way. He also may be a bit of a chicken.

I would never want to date him! He's such a squishy pants!

by HarnMonster January 28, 2010

Squished ham

Squished ham.....the technique of pressing one's junk up against the shower glass to horrify the person on the other side.....

I gave my girlfriend the ole squished ham when she came to use the bathroom while iI was in the shower.

by Frank N SteinFr June 3, 2018

cold squish

noun - euphemism for necrophilia.

Dungeon Master: "The adventuring party has arrived at a particularly decrepit cemetery; the earthy aroma of putrescence wafts fleetingly around you."

Orifice the Belligerent: *Starts digging*

Other Party Members: "Goodness, not the cold squish again. "

by Rev. Crunchy Black May 7, 2013