Squirmy Wormy

A baby or toddler that wiggles a lot. Mostly refering to a baby moving horizontally.

Look at this squirmy wormy hit his head on the side of the crib.

by Shane’s Papa February 6, 2023

Squirmy skuttle

To pass a lightpole

Drive slight more forward squirmy skuttle

by Thisdick272 February 19, 2019

squirmy wormy

When a lubricated raccoon ingests 2.5 worms while twirling in circles singing the “Barny” theme song. When finished the raccoon proceeds to enter a fish tank with a boner, traumatizing the fish. This

occurrence causes the fish to swim into the lubricated raccoon anus and mate. From there they lay the eggs and exit the anus, in 3 months the raccoon allows baby worm raccoon fish to crawl out of its anus completing the process.

My pet raccoon had the squirmy wormy happen to him to him the other day.

by helislapp November 28, 2022

Squirmy Wormy

An affectionate term for a man’s penis.

I asked my boyfriend if I could see his squirmy wormy last night!

by sailornova November 6, 2024

Squirmy legs

When your legs get such a pain and you have to keep moving your legs.

I can’t go to bed, I’ve got squirmy legs

by Squirmy 1 April 29, 2025

Squirmy worm

The act of shoving your fist up the back of your friend's marching band uniform, but in more casual circumstances up a their shirt, and wiggling your fist around while it's up there and while your friend is struggling to get it out.

Oh dang, Payton just gave Kyle a squirmy worm.

by MasterOfSquirmyWorm November 23, 2024