Squeelosh

1. What comes out of a pregnant baboon's vagina after you hang her upside-down from a tree and beat it with a baseball bat.

2. An extremely gay and flamboyant individual. One might say that no one would respect a Squeelosh.

1. After a long journey, the adventurers were starving. They would eat anything, including Squeelosh.

2. Squeelosh ruined the field trip for everyone; I hope the teacher doesn't let him come next time.

by CALFeb HiJinx May 7, 2009

Geeba geeba lemon squeeza

When a guy lays on his back and a girl is giving a handjob well fingering his asshole well squeezing his balls with her mouth

Dude guess what happend to me last night!
What happened?
I got a geeba geeba lemon squeeza

by Vsco girl petri October 1, 2019

squeezable

A beautiful girl with all the right curves wearing tight-fitting clothing.

Wow! She is squeezable. I'd like to get my hands on her.

by RickO March 25, 2003

squeels

shoes with wheels, much cooler than roller blades.

damn son! look at him! he's riding dirrrty on squeels

by jukester May 9, 2006

squeeler

A man who has renounced all of his man points and respect in consequence to his utter obsession with a girl. The term can also be applied as a verb; to squeel, squeelering. A squeeler is the epitomy of a pussy-whipped pansy and the transition from man to squeeler is often devastating for any former friends of said squeeler.

A: 'Mate, you wanna go for a drink and start some fights?'
B: 'No, I'm waiting for a phonecall from Rachel.'
A: 'Squeeler.'

by jankooo December 13, 2010

Squeegasm

To get very excited in a non-sexual way about something, almost as if you had an orgasm.

I had a squeegasm when I realized David Tennant was in Fright Night.

by Nadarien September 6, 2011

Crispy Squeeler

1) After a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. Due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little "crispy" and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that's where the term "Squeeler" comes from.

2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".

3) An old piece of bacon.

1) I woke up this morning and she wanted a Crispy Squeeler, so I just bit the bullet and got it over with.

2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.

3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.

by CrispyInventor August 28, 2015