squeegie

A very helpful tool used to clean dirty windows at gas stations, also very helpful to clean up throw up when someone pukes all over the outside of your car at 3 am.

Victoria drank so much last night that she threw up all over the car and we had to squeegie her puke off of the car at a gas station.

by mackenzieeeeeee September 5, 2010

squeezies

Money
Cash
Dollars

"lets bet on this game for some SQUEEZIES"

"ide never pay 40 SQUEEZIES for that piece of crap!"

by Chris Adamski May 8, 2008

Johnson Squeezie's

The act where multiple males crawl around a sandpit whilst trying to squeeze each others "Johnson's".

Jarred crawled around the sandpit trying to squeeze Shiva's Johnson during a game of Johnson Squeezie's

by Brendan SK Campbell April 7, 2015

squeekey bum time

very squeekey fart

its squeekey bum time

by harry bumington November 24, 2017

Squeelies

When firework juice explodes to big and you can here it squeel

"Whats that noise?"

"Its the squeelies duh!"

by JoE_mAmaa November 17, 2019

Squeebie Woobie

Squeebie Woobie is a word (yes A word) to represent something stupid.

Oh my lord that's so Squeebie Woobie. Or Oh my lord your so Squeebie Woobie.

by Professor. Willoughby February 14, 2021

DJ Squeegie

a disc jockey that is also employed as a window washer. typically plays repetitive house music, shuns drugs publicly yet indulges privately, and will find the most remote, reclusive living situation so that he can disappear from the face of the earth as soon as he discovers one of his exes has actually slept with another man, regardless of the time that has elapsed.

one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener's need to get the FUCK off of the phone

hey man, are you going out tonight?

no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.

come on, dude, don't be a DJ Squeegie!

by dr evil. April 24, 2011