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geezer squeezer

An automated medical device which provides chest compressions during CPR. It is used for patients that are in cardiac arrest (the heart has stopped). The device is typically wraps around the chest and is attached to a plastic board underneath the patient. The "geezer squeezer" makes CPR more effective and easier for ambulance crews because it reduces fatigue associated with doing chest compressions. Also known as a "Thumper".
Did you see the patient that EMS just brought into the hospital? They had the "geezer squeezer" on him. I hope he makes it.
by code 3 response October 12, 2010
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Squeezer

A person who is holding on too tight. Most likely spent their adolescent years sitting at the front of the classroom as the obvious “teacher’s pet”. The term is usually only used in a workplace setting to describe people who stay back late, suck up to bosses, go above and beyond etc.
Don: Jacinta loves this job too much.

Mick: Yeah she’s a squeezer...
by Anonymity November 3, 2017
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Ebenezer Squeezer

An instance in which a gentleman has to squeeze the base of his phallus just tightly enough to prevent any excretion of urine, semen ,Budweiser, blood, or any other human bodily fluid from escaping the urethra during any event that involves heavy farts and/or defecation.

Especially popular around the winter holidays.
I got so excited when I met Tom Selleck and his mustache, That I completely forgot how to Ebenezer Squeezer, and I piss-shat everywhere, I made a total dick-ass in front of the nearly handicapped Magnum: P.I. cast.
by Lee Richards July 11, 2010
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Beaver Squeegee

a patch of hair (soul patch) under the lower lip of a man. often squeegees the vagina whilst it is being eatin out.
"holy cock, did you see howie mandells beaver squeegee!"

"yeah, it is a good lookin one!"

"damn, i wish i had a beaver squeegee as good as howie's"
by T VOH February 1, 2009
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voldemort squeezer

when your making out with your girlfriend and you hawk a loogie into her mouth.
I heard that Stevie gave his ginge Kelly a Voldemort Squeezer while they were making out in the park
by Your Fuqqin Boy June 29, 2009
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Breakfeast Squeezer

Getting a hand-job while eating breakfeast.
Last time I was in Amsterdam I had a cup of coffee, a muffin, todays newspaper and a breakfeast squeezer.
by Sean Bishop July 9, 2009
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scandinavian squeegee

The act of fucking a girl from behind. At ejaculation punching the girl with both fists in the side tensing up the asshole allowing the skat to slide cleanly off the penis.
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by Astrabacus May 2, 2010
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