squeege

someone who believes they're at a high position at a low paying job.
someone who will believe they're better than you because of their position at a low paying job.
someone who will do anything their boss tells them to do.

squeege - "i didn't ask you to put away everything, i told you." regular employee - "i know, you DID tell me to put away everything in a question format, but we were supposed to be doing the same thing anyways so i don't understand why you can't help me." squeege - it's because i TOLD you, do i seriously need to council you?" regular employee - " no.... i thought you would just be considerate enough to help me..." squeege - "you thought wrong, get back to work." regular employee - "wow, he's such a squeege, i don't understand why he's so strict, he's only making a dollar more than me and it's gone way above his head." regular employee's co-worker - " that guys a squeege, he'll do whatever he's told even if it's a penny more than you make as long as he's making more than you." regular employee - "oh alright, that make perfect sense taking his squeege like personality into consideration."

by jeff bridgezz June 15, 2010

squeege

A term used to describe marijuana, usually schwag.

Hey man, got any squeege? I got this battie...

by siddharthacomplex May 13, 2005

Squeege

A variation on the wedgie...where you pull the the waistband of a pair of BOXERS up above the pant line...in a similar motion to a wedgie...but because of the design of the boxers...it does not form a "wedge" but rather a wide pull on the victim's bum

I lifted him right off the ground when I gave him a Squeege.

by Vernondavemack December 8, 2009

squeege

to twist the water out of a rag, towel ect.

I squeeged the water out of the towel because it was to wet.

by Dylan82292 August 20, 2008

Squeege

Usually a man who is a tattle tale, or goes out of their way to get other people in trouble, even at the expense of setting them up to do it.

Watch what you're doing around him cause he's a little squeege.

by Shell -Shell August 19, 2018

Squeege

Squeege is the mucus-like and chunky substance that is coughed out of the lungs and into the mouth when coughing

“I think I may be getting sick. I accidentally just swallowed some of my squeege.”

“Please, I want to get sick. Can you spit some of your squeege into my mouth?”

by Squeege Master Epic Dood September 29, 2019

Squeege

Someone who's really annoying, like the sound of your windshield wipers quickly squeeging in a heavy rain.

That dudes a squeege bro.
Don't mind her, she's the squeegest.
Nothing but squeeges as far as the eye can see.

by Snack Jackal March 29, 2024