squeegee merchant

A person who hijacks your car at red traffic lights, aggressively cleaning your already-clean car windows and then demanding cash. Also a term of mild abuse.

Squeegee merchants infest inner london

by Geoff Page March 23, 2003

Norwegian Squeegee

When a man ejaculates onto the face of someone else, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "squeegee" said ejaculate off. All this is done while wearing the viking horns.

"I hear Thor gave her the Norwegian Squeegee last night, then told her 'If it's not to her liking, it's free from the viking'"

by Norwegian Viking December 5, 2012

take a squeege

In reference to urination.

That's great, but before we hit the road, I gotta squeege.

by The Sanitized Chicken. November 4, 2003

squeegebag

window-washer slang for "noob"
-a novice at window-washing, one who does not know what they are doing.
All talk, no skill.

When Aaron Krupb used a rag to wipe down a window, we knew he was a squeegebag

by FineShine55 August 4, 2008

Squeegee boys

The boys in da city or da hood that go up to your car without asking and began cleaning the windows to get money. Can be intimidating and scary though they are ages 7-14.

1. Frank: Hey Mark, could I borrow 10 dollars for lunch today?

Mark: No sorry those damn squeegee boys guilted me to give them money.

Frank: Damnit

2. Faith: Hey is that Josiah?

Ashley: No! That's just a squeegee boy!

by onionjohn2246 November 5, 2013

Squeegel

1. n- a best friend, boyfriend/girlfriend, friend with benefits, good friend, or friend that you flirt with. basically, anyone that you can squeeze/hug/hold.

2. v- to squeeze someone, as in a bear hug.

1.) girl, tell me you're not on the phone with booty squeegel right now, you know he just wants to hook up.

2.) omg! i can't believe i didn't get to squeegel you one last time before you left for your trip! :(

by mv09 May 25, 2009

Squeegee

Pressing down and along the vagina with the heel of you palm to 'squeegee' out excess moisture or lubricant for maximum friction during sex.

I gave her a good squeegee right before I fucked her.

by shrdlu May 26, 2013