Dirty Squeaker

Another name for Diarrhea, most commonly after eating spicy food.

I think I need to make a dirty squeaker

by mregina June 20, 2014

cheek squeaker

A Fart

Especially one that sneaks out, slips out unintended (squeaks by). If it's wet, it's a Cheek Squeaker Shissle or Cheek Squeaker Drizzle.

(dude farts) "O shit, that was a cheek squeaker."

or

"I can't eat any more Wendy's, I've been launching cheek squeaker shissles all day."

by Wild Drunken Bill II March 10, 2014

Tommy Squeaker

An anal eruption which rather like the air being released from a deflating balloon.

"Bloody 'ell - that was a reet Tommy Squeaker"

"Phwooar...that duck's got bad breath"

by They call me The Seeker September 1, 2010

Squeaker

A kid that hasn't reached puberty yet, This child is most likely under twelve (12). This child swears a lot because (most likely) he thinks it makes him cool. Squeakers normally have a very short temper and they either put the microphone too close to their mouth or they just scream their little heads off when something doesn't go their way. Some Squeakers will talk about sex a little bit too much (meaning a lot).

Squeaker That Doesn't Get His Way: *Screaming* YOU FUCKING KILLED ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT! HACKER! MY DAD WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT SO HE WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOT! I WILL FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU FAGGOT!

by GodzillaHitler October 7, 2014

old squeaker

A highly-potent, silent-but-deadly fart that is allowed to escape in the workplace.

We thought Laurie's face was bright red because she had been fake-tanning again. However, upon stepping out into the front of the office it was apparent that Jason delivered another old squeaker.

by Mike Payne May 2, 2008

Squeakers

People on Xbox Live with very high voices. Usually very annoying and complain frequently. They are commonly around ages 10 - 14.

These Squeakers keep complaining every time I get a kill on them!

by SavageMessiah. July 4, 2008

squeaker

A gamer on voice chat that has not hit puberty or has an abnormally high-pitched voice. They will often use a rediculous amount of profanity to try and offset their lack of audible maturity.

Dude, that squeaker on WoW gave me a really bad headache!

by DJ Amireh August 21, 2006