Squeaking Lizard

1. When, in intercourse, the males penis squeaks when pulled in and out.

2. A reptile who makes loud high-pitched sounds.

"Dude our squeaking lizard was so loud last night."

"I couldn't get to sleep because of that squeaking lizard!"

by AlbinoApe September 1, 2008

squeakafunk

The sound a fart when one farts in a chair

The squeakafunk resulting from Petey's fart was deafening!

by charlie stratton April 25, 2008

Squeakin' It

Befriending your friend's girlfriend with the intention of gettin' up in it.

Yo, isn't that Mike with Dre's ex-girlfriend?!

- Yeah he was totally squeakin' it though...

Damn, they used to be roommates too..

by R.Meinen December 3, 2011

squeaming

verb (used without object), squeamed, squeaminig.
1. to wriggle, writhe , cringe, or curl your toes in disgust
2. to feel or display discomfort, distress, or disgust, embarrassment, pain, etc.:

noun
3. the act of being squeamish; a squeaming or wriggling movement.

He was seen squeaming whilst watching the surgeon cut into the patients brain.

by slothgirl69 October 26, 2017

Squeaking the Pig

After a day of removing windows and fixing broken shelves, you turn to your wife and say "It's time for squeaking the pig"

Dunkaroo really went full squeaking the pig last night

by Xeothought October 30, 2021

Hamster Squeaking

When two Hamsters doing sexually related actions in a caged enclosure but to other objects.

Willis and Amy put their Hamsters in the cage together, but they were both Hamster Squeaking the wheel.

by MoniWhoa January 5, 2010

dylan speakman

dylan is a mythical creature created by the roman gods. One day the mighty beast appeared at midnight and neally destroyed tokyo from bending over to destroy a building he unraveled the true beast inside him known as the kracken. when the kracken was summond from the black hole of dylans anus it wipped out half the continent and then it vanshied ,no one knows if the beast will ever return.

the myth known as "DYLAN SPEAKMAN"

by RYLEE October 30, 2012