freak for the squeak

A phrase used to describe canine behavior, especially in toy breeds during an encounter with a squeaky dog toy. Symptoms includes severe anxiety, shaking, hopping, and running in circles. Although this behavior is seen in dogs not affected by the disorder, symptoms in dogs who are affected are much more severe in nature. Later stages of this disorder manifests itself in total obsession and compulsion with the source of the squeak noise. These dogs may be of danger to themselves or others, especially those who attempt to intervene.

My miniature pincher is a "freak for the squeak."

by DiiMystic May 19, 2009

Bomb-Squeak

The unfortunate sound (or fortunate, depends if your trying to blow someone up or are about to be blown up) that a bomb makes just as it is expected to blow up and send limbs flying.

The explosives that Osama Bin Laden threw at the approaching army fortunately ended up with a Bomb-Squeak.

by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009

squeak toy

n. A person, esp. female, esp. young, whose most salient (and often only positive) feature is sexual attractiveness.

Trish Stratus started out her wrestling career as a complete squeak toy, but now she can actually hit some high spots. She still looks like one, though.

by Mike Boomshadow September 11, 2006

squeak a henry

To emit a terrible, no-good very bad fart. The sufferer may realize the henry squeaking is imminent and feel uncontrollable terror as it approaches. A squeaked henry is characterized by dizziness, confusion, and a desire to no longer be alive.

Holy Lord Jesus, I'm about to squeak a henry! I'm not kidding, my soul is about to blow out of my ass! Call the EMTs!

by Gay Frog December 15, 2007

Squeak

The sound your adorable girlfriend makes when she's laughing! Sometimes she does it when she's scared, and she gets angry when you tell her about it!

Guy: Hey check this out!
Girl: Hahahahha -squeak-
Guy: Ha you squeaked!
Girl: No, I didn't! -squeak-
Guy: You did it again!

by Reevaluateyourself May 8, 2013

bitch squeak

it is when a female dog is slaped, stepped on, kicked down a stair case, ect. and makes a sound so high that it doesn't register on the dog's hearing scale.

Did you hear that Bitch Squeak when my neighbor slapped Fluffles, stepped on her, and accidentally kicked her down the stair case?

by Dicky von Pussae November 18, 2013

squeak n peek

The act of letting a small, squeaky fart that ends up with a tiny pointy turd peeking past the balloon knot, lodged almost at the point of no return. Related to Prairie Doggin'

Man, I just had a squeak n peek...where is the toilet paper?

by Tannasgh February 13, 2006