Squashed tomato

When a person has had hardcore sexual intercouse with a ranga, and the ranga is left out of it, and can't move for a while.

I had a squashed tomato last night, she couldn't move for hours.

by Sexbombbomb November 22, 2011

squished fish patty on a bun

The best food ever, Better than Popeyes,

Majestic

I would love a squished fish patty on a bun right now.

by Aaron-SFPOAB February 20, 2015

Beef squashed

The suppression of certain temporary aggravations between acquaintances.

The phrase is a dependent clause, not a verb or a noun.

Beef squashed, let's go to the bar together.

I love you man, beef squashed.

#beefsquashed

by 4bobthekiller June 20, 2022

squashed beef

To get rid of any past beef or drama that went down between two people and to get onto good terms with, typically used between an ex-SO

I saw my ex last night and we squashed beef so we are cool now.

by Qweens4life May 30, 2018

blown raspberry/squashed raspberry

When a girl is on her period and not wearing a pad or tampon the blood stains all over her clothes

blown raspberry/squashed raspberry

by Kandygirl342 June 1, 2012

squashed strawberry alley cat

"Can I get you a drink?" "I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat." "I'm not sure what that is" 'It's simple, it's 12 fresh strawberries sliced, 3 ounces of dark rum, a splash of creme de..."

a squashed strawberry alley cat is 12 large strawberries, chopped. 3 ounces dark rum, a splash of creme de menthe. 1 ounce of suger. a thimble of grape pucker. a soupcon of cinammon. a touch of rupleminze. a klaxon of pineapple sauce. a grimace of red wine. Garnish with a muskmelon wedge, a hyacynthe petal, a childs laughter, and a tampon.

by butterballs January 21, 2009

Squashed Nigga

When people are giving you a hard time and you can't express yourself.

Get off my back! I feel like a squashed nigga!

by Shwayne July 28, 2011