Squan Flu

The illness developed from living in the crack shacks of Manasquan, NJ for the summer months.

Dude, I woke up with a sore throat this morning.

Probably coming down with a case of Squan Flu.

by sherman11 July 20, 2009

squanch

The act of hanging yourself and masturbating at the same time. It is also contextual.

1. Have a Squanch-tastic time!
2. I'm going to squanch over and squanch in that closet.
3. "I squanch my whole family!" ( DO NOT USE IN THIS WAY)

by 50CABBAGES January 5, 2016

squanto level

to get so trashed, you start to fuck with everyone, you also have the tendency to drunk dial your girlfriend or ex, injure yourself somehow, run away from everyone, and or fall asleep with your dick out. this level cannot be reached by simply drinking a few beers and getting drunk, it is almost only possible if you have diabetes and drink many beers, or take many shots. beware the squanto, he is not controllable, not coherent, and almost always funny as hell

dude did you see justin last night, he went full squanto level and face planted down the stairs.

man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful

by the originals bro September 6, 2013

Squangle

Describes any relationship that is similar to the square-rectangle relationship: a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not necessarily a square.

Biology is a science, but not all sciences are biology. It's a squangle!

by SlauterHouZe101 July 11, 2019

Squantagio

a fellow who’s hips are wider than his shoulders

“that homie built squantagio”

“he was dealt the squantagio gene”

by Jonx Jornis May 10, 2023

Squawkward

A term used to describe relationships, usually of a sexual or intimate nature, between a human male, or female, and a bird of prey, gender unimportant (hawkward) that is so hawkward the awkwardness is squared.

In the Young Audience series Animorphs by K.A. Applegate (published by Scholastic Inc.), Tobias (who is a hawk) had to explain to his uncle (who is an alien) the purpose of kissing, though neither of them had lips; this was a squawkward moment.

by Animorphs: The Radio Drama fan July 7, 2010

Squaw Juice

Synonym for WD-40

Spray some squaw juice on that to lube it up

by NowaySteve July 25, 2011