Squaids

A disease you get when you, all of a sudden, think it's okay to fuck some squirrels. Results-You fucked some squirrels.

You+Idea to bang Mr. or Ms. Squirrel=Squaids

Guy 1 "So, what did the doctor say?"

Guy 2 "Doctor said I contracted...Squaids..."

Guy 1 "...I'm sorry did you say squaids, or aids?"

Guy 2 "Squaids man,"

Guy 1 "That's what I thought you said..."

Guy 2 "Yeah..."

Guy 1 "......"

Guy 2 "..."

Guy 1 "So let me get this straight, you decided it was a good idea to fuck a squirrel all of a sudden, a squirrel bro,"

Guy 2 "Well,...she be lookin at my nuts and all"

Guy 1 "....Yeah, Good Luck with that."

by AwayWeGo April 14, 2010

squalie

Police

Duckin' and runnin from squalie...fuck the police - Juelz Santana

by Mike (M. Roc) August 14, 2003

squalin

To Run From The Cops.

Quick Homies... Squalin!

by hannaht October 9, 2007

SQUAIDS

Squirrel AIDS, for anyone who's wondering at home.

I got trapped in a reactor shortly after my last raid
And got shot into a slum where I could have gotten SQUAIDS

by Cloud_Strife January 26, 2014

Copin squalies

Receiving oral sex from a female.

-I was Copin' Squalies when you called me last night

-Jimmy was Copin Squalies alll night long

by DooWinks July 10, 2009

Squaids

An epidemical disease plaguing squirrels, rodents, and celebrities as we speak. Also known as Squirrel Aids

Squaids. It's some serious shit!

by jackaroo194 January 13, 2010

Squaids

To have squirrel aids.

This word was off the youtube show Raywilliamjohnson.

Squirrel+aids= Squaids

by Tylerh1994 January 15, 2010