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Spadouche

The act of washing a vagina by use of a jacuzzi jet, faucet, shower head, hose, or other streaming water source. Spadouching for pleasure is typically discovered in one's own bathtub, but is not uncommonly practiced at a spa or hot spring. Results may vary with angle, pressure, and water temperature.

Other common forms of the word.
Spadouché, the past tense of the verb to spadouche
spadouching, adjective

Spadouche, not to be confused with spa douche, which means a chauvinistic male that does anything he pleases in the spa including, talking obnoxiously, peeing in pools, staring at women with a perverted smile and sunglasses on.
Last week Katie caught her mother, Barbara, using her watergun to spadouche her sandy twat.
by itchmyass February 5, 2017
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Subadouche

A young boy (usually between the ages of 17 and 22) that wears a flat billed sideways hat, skinny jeans, and racing tshirts. Looks exactly like his girlfriend but with short hair and bangs that he flips out of his eyes. Usually has a least two stupid piercings somewhere on his face.
Places racing stickers all over his car he paid to sound like a broken lawn mower. Puts racks on the top but no has ever seen him put anything on those racks. Has never actually been to a track, but thinks he's a professional race car driver when weaves in and out traffic like a wanna be bad ass. Parks however and wherever he wants because he thinks he's cool.
I was cursing my neighbor for mowing their lawn so early, but then I realized it was just their Subadouche son leaving for school.
by Urdummaf88 June 26, 2018
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Skadouche

Anything and everything. Skadouche originally came from Kung Fu Panda but has expanded into a word of unlimited meanings. It can be an adjective, noun, verb, adverb (anything!). One just simply replaces any word with a form of skadouche and hilarity ensues.
1. He skadouched in my eye!
2. That dude is a skadouchebag
3. Skadouche me later!
4. Lets skadouche
5. that was skadouchin awesome
6. I was skadouching with kyle last night and then he skadouchin left to pick up some more skadouche.
by KVVA June 23, 2008
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Squaduch

Zero, zill, nothing. To produce less then anticipated. May also have factors that deny you from reaching your product.
I got squaduch in my checking account.

I was going to go on a trip, but my plans were squaduched by my aunt.
by M Team November 19, 2010
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Skadouchebag

Weirdo, crazy, creepy, needy and mosty just do not want a “skadouchebag” anywhere near me.
Get away from me you skadouchebag.
by Mr_NeverWrong December 22, 2018
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Scadouchebag

The word "douchebag" with an extra "sca" added to the front to make it more defined or badass. Mostly used by people who are pissed off.
You: "Bro, did you hear about that new guy who keeps hitting on my girl!"

Friend: "Yeah, he is a total scadouchebag to the Nth degree!"
by JoNnY_LaPoInTe August 15, 2010
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scumdouche

basically a dirty or ugly looking person who goes above and beyond being a loser, dickhead, dirtbag, dumbass, social failure and a fucktard.
A: yo dat kid brian's hair is so greasy it makes him look like a scumbag and hes such a fucking loser!

B: ya youre rite hes such a scumdouche.
by pimp perez September 30, 2005
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