bush squared

You take one cooch and another cooch and you rub them together, what is there not to get?

Mike couldn't convince Lauren to go for the bush squared, but it was a valiant effort.

by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007

squided

To get absolutely fucked beyond belief. Originated in 1992 when a young Germanist named Squidward invented a particular form of binge drinking involving the mixing of Deutsche lager with breastmilk. His love for breastmilk may have dwindled but his burning passion to get stupidly drunk in untimely situations remained undying and henceforth to get squided became the latest in a long series of terms meaning to get so drunk you're no longer aware of what continent you are on and why your underwear is hanging out of another male's mouth.

Guy 1: Hey man how's the head?
Guy 2: Uuuuuuuuuuuuh
Guy 3: Don't worry Guy 1 he's just hideously squided - fucking wasteman

by Jus_get_it_in May 16, 2011

SquadDen

A roblox YouTuber who plays a fake fortnite who has a hot voice

“SquadDen is good at strucid”
“SquadDen plays roblox”
“SquadDen is bad at fortnite”

by Binzyy April 22, 2019

Fuck-All Squared

Phrase meaning "absolutely nothing." Same as Square Root of Fuck-All

"How's the job search going? Found anything?" "Only fuck-all squared so far."

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

SQUARed

Feeling like you're stuck inside a box.

I feel like I'm squared and can't follow my dreams.

by SomeRandomAssName March 7, 2017

squaddie tan

A sun tan (or burn) gained by spending lots of time outdoors wearing an issue T-Shirt. Arms, neck and head will be exposed to the sun, torso will be white and pale.

A: You've been digging in the garden all weekend?
B: Yes - and I've got a squaddie tan.

by daemonchild May 24, 2007

Meredith Squared

Meredith Squared is the name of a cult consisting of only two women named Meredith. The reason for the cult being so small is because of the requirement to have an overwhelming obsession with what some people might describe as "disgusting bodily functions." In other words, feces, and other things of that nature. Other practices of this cult include being very promiscuous in their personal lives, and comparing breast firmness with other women. While these two women think that they run the town, they are actually the laughing stock of the world, and most people hate these self-proclaimed "douche bitches." To make matters worse for this dynamic duo, one of the Merediths is a ginger, while the other one is just a tall awkward freak. You would recognize Meredith Squared on the street if you saw them. Just look for two sexy girls (one a ginger) that look like twins, even though they have a staggering height difference. If you are ever to encounter Meredith Squared, please, for the love of God, run the other way. Do NOT look into their eyes or else you will not be able to resist their trap of seduction. Other things you should know about Meredith Squared is that they are always pretending to be famous celebrities even though they look nothing like them, they love LOLcats, and that they love to seduce people on chatroulette. The tall one has a ghetto booty, and the ginger has very nice breasts. They are both white females.

Guy1: "damn, those chicks are sexy as hell! look at dat ass!"
Guy2: "SHIT DAWG, i think that's Meredith Squared!"

Guy1: "who?"

Guy2: "these kinky bitches that are obsessed with shit! ....they are weird dawg...stay away. seriously"

Guy1: "i dont know what you are talkin about.......im goin over to tap that"

Guy2: "smh"

Meredith Squared: "oh hey there, do you want to be our teddy bear??"

Guy1: "huh?"

by poopinthesackable July 29, 2011