squddle

A mix between a squeeze and a cuddle.

"Come here for a squddle".

by cornflake_girl August 20, 2010

SquadDen

A roblox YouTuber who plays a fake fortnite who has a hot voice

“SquadDen is good at strucid”
“SquadDen plays roblox”
“SquadDen is bad at fortnite”

by Binzyy April 22, 2019

squaddie tan

A sun tan (or burn) gained by spending lots of time outdoors wearing an issue T-Shirt. Arms, neck and head will be exposed to the sun, torso will be white and pale.

A: You've been digging in the garden all weekend?
B: Yes - and I've got a squaddie tan.

by daemonchild May 24, 2007

Squiddlepiss

1. The act of 'squiddlepissing' is when suffering from diarrhea you sit down to piss and you let go and shit and piss large amounts simultaneously. You just squiddlepissed. The physics of the matter result in loss of accuracy and the resultant splatters are sure tell tale signs of a squiddlepisser.

2. The beige soup (mix of water, faeces, urine and possibly vomit) left in the toilet bowl afterwards can also be referred to as squiddlepiss itself.

3. Squiddlepiss can also be used in the same way as 'clusterfuck' or 'pigs ear'. To mean a mess that got out of control.

"Good job I sat down on the toilet just then dave, I squiddlepissed right up the back wall"

"Arrrrrrgh there's shit and piss on the underside of this window sill, someones squiddlepissed around here"

"So after I slept with her, i did her sister and then her mum, it was becoming a right squiddlepiss so I became gay"

"Oh dear, what did you do to my nicely organised toolbox? You've made a right squiddlepiss here"

by Rochies Rainbeaux January 9, 2009

squadder

A beat-up broken down car usually from the early 90s that is revived through rims and a stereo in which you carry your goon squad for trips around the city. (Origin Philadelphia)

Stacks rubberband wraps the streets the limmy
Got me a squadder wit a driver a soopped up hemi
Be happy you in my presence i can't give you a penny
#Young Chris "It's the Life"

Fuck a Bentley or a Lexus just my boys in the squadder
#Freeway "What We do"

by SloppyJoe7688 September 18, 2011

squadulent

(adj) someone who is part of a lot of squads

Barry belongs to 50 squads. He is very squadulent

by talkinggorillas November 23, 2017

Squadless

When you’re in a squad but can’t hang out with the squad because you smoke and thus don’t have enough money for squad activities. Smoking = less cash to spend on fun times with your friends = #SQUADLESS

I'm stuck with Pee Paw who smells like a foot while my squad's at the movie and they're seeing something good. If I didn't smoke, I'd have the cash to go too. I miss them so much -- I'm #squadless.

by savethesquad August 29, 2016