Urban Dictionary: Definitions by cornflake

Joe Lando

Perfection.
Used to describe a male who is beautiful in spirit and body.
Often have long hair and eyes that sparkle.

Girl: I met this guy last night and he's a total Joe Lando. I'm in love.

A name given to a crazy aunt who keeps lots of cats and leaves rollers in her hair.

Mam: "Will you ever take out your unga untha for a trip to the shops?"
Daughter: "Meh."

A mix between a squeeze and a cuddle.

"Come here for a squddle".