a spyder ho is a chick at echo company that repells from the third floor window to the second floor to fuck the males leaving boot prints on the side of the building!
by foster March 6, 2005
The Singer for the Spectacular band Powerman 5000. Brother of Rob Zombie. Has One of the greatest voices ever to slap the face of the Earth.
by exi June 29, 2005
A disease worse than measles, mumps, and rubella. If a member of your Oregon Trail team contracts spyder lumps, its game the fuck over. Forget trying to forge a river or go hunting for deer, spyder lumps shows no mercy. There is no known vaccine but some say there is a cure to be found in a library off of decatur street in Philidelphia. Ask the man who grew up there, played fewtball there and used to be a carpenter for help.
When the doctor came back into the room, I could tell by the look on his face it wasn't good. My sigh of relief when he said it wasn't AIDS was premature...for it was, the spyder lumps.
by spyder lumps November 22, 2011
The outcome of taking a hacksaw to a Honda Civic Ex and adding sweet fenders to it. Not only does it look retarded it also allows the car to fold up like a can during any sort of accident.
Dude, check out my sweet whip. Yeah I call it my Civic Ex Spyder.
Wow, that car is almost as bad as Civic Ex Spyder.
Wow, that car is almost as bad as Civic Ex Spyder.
by Khor October 24, 2006
The Cambodian spyder monkey, is a somwhat complex move. In general immediatly after anal said individual pulls out, gives the penis a hardy slap on their hand, and gives the female the "spyder man" manuever followed by a well placed bitch slap.
Hyde: man that girl last night was a freak!
Fizz: how's that?
Hyde:She asked me to give her the cambodian spyder monkey I couldn't believe it!
Fizz:did you do it?
Hyde: Hell yah I did it!, I gave her the "spyder man" followed up by a brown palmed bitch slap!
Fizz:Hell yah man! She got a sister?
Fizz: how's that?
Hyde:She asked me to give her the cambodian spyder monkey I couldn't believe it!
Fizz:did you do it?
Hyde: Hell yah I did it!, I gave her the "spyder man" followed up by a brown palmed bitch slap!
Fizz:Hell yah man! She got a sister?
by TEAM BUKKAKE January 2, 2009
When your mate does a handstand and, with the assistance of a funnel, you pour their drink in their arsehole. Finish with a scoop of ice cream.
by MargotThrobbie June 27, 2020
by Sparklingspyderpres April 18, 2011