Shittory Sputters

Airy, sputtering, diarrhea, often occuring as a side affect of the venerial disease Shittory Dicks.

"Damn, Jamal! I have the shittory sputters. I would highly suggest that you dispose of your chair that I was sitting on earlier."

by iamtheram123456789 May 13, 2009

sputter

When attempting to ejaculate but nothing comes out.

Guy 1: Dude, I haven't come in days, my dick's just been sputtering

Guy 2: Ay, no worries, let me help

by levi_eat_world November 08, 2022

Sputter

Similar to a spotter in weight-lifting, a sputter is an individual whose job it is to monitor someone performing auto-erotic asphyxiation so that the act does not proceed to death.

If Michael Hutchens would've had a sputter, INXS could've been bigger than U2.

by Rock Wilder April 10, 2019

sputter fuck

Scratching and clawing while eating the wretched hole with resentment

I’d sputter fuck you.

by Jkmellisa March 07, 2018

Nutter Sputter

The process of taking a shit and giving oneself a hand job!

Had to hide the fact that I was giving myself a Nutter Sputter in a public restroom

by Distinctydapper April 24, 2021

Bubbly Sputters

A bunch of cute little sputters, so cute...and adorable...and lovely...and soft...and sweet...and shy...and playful...and bubbly...

*bubbly sputters*
Xylitol Nova Cookie: Awwwwwwwwww~♡

by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 March 08, 2024

Sputtering Ass

To sputter ass means to fart in a loud, crackling fart that goes for long periods of time.

The guy in the stall was sputtering ass so hard, his butthole must be ripped open!

by Antikase February 15, 2024